Captain’s Log

Captain’s Log – Date: May 2nd, 2024

^{Written By: G.L.D. Hundred Humor}

The service shuttle Command gave me finally decided to throw in the towel – reactor core degraded beyond repair. Spent a hefty 50,000 credits to upgrade to a new Hauler, lovingly nicknamed “Junk Jumper.” Sure, it’s got a main drive that feels like it’s nursing a hangover and a bent compass that’s seen better days, but there’s something about the classics that hits different.

Meanwhile, the office crew dropped a bombshell – I couldn’t come to the cookout until I at least got my hands on a ‘Micro-Pulse’ Thrusters. No worries though, I told them I’ll just use my ‘Burning Hole’ reactor to whip up some cuisine solo.

Still rockin’ a grin and a shrug,
Hundred Humor